Lions

Try to guess who are lions and who are people!

         

Halloween Movie List

Since it’s Halloween and all, I decided to write about some of the weirdest, scariest movies I’ve seen. I love horror movies, though, most horror movies just aren’t very good. Second only to porn in movies that are cheap to make any sell to an international audience, horror isn’t often scrutinized by studios for the writing, acting and overall quality.  That’s too bad because when an actually good horror movie does come along, it easily becomes a classic.

Smoke. Worry. Fuck. Oct 5th

If you are in Los Angeles on October 5th you should swing over to the UCB theater at 6PM (early) and see my very first one person show; "Smoke. Worry.

Classified Ads

I've always been a fan of classifed ads, here are some of my favorite finds!

 

On this season of Entourage!

 A few years ago, seven to be exact, the world was a place that a person could float freely in without ever having to hear the best (and also worst) Jane's Addiction song ever recorded every Sunday night. But then, Doug Ellin (pictured)

I really don't understand why people think Marcus Bachmann is gay

Marcus Bachmann at a Christian Counseling Coyote Camp ( CCCC for short)

An Open Letter To Juggalos

Dear Juggalos,

 Over a year ago, I made a picture blog about Juggalos that stated that Juggalos have different DNA than people. Clearly, I know that isn't true. It's a joke. Juggalos have the same DNA as people. After all, people are terrible.

 I've gotten a lot of angry emails from Juggalos. Not a shock. When you put something out there, you have to expect that people are going to have different responses, and since I was clearly making fun of Juggalos, I expected some “clown hate”.

2011 Calendar is here!

It's a new year and that means many, many new days to fill with wonder, delight and crying in the bathtub. To help manage all of your affairs I created a calendar that you can print out and hang on your wall.

This year I have dedicated each month to a different sub-sub-culture. People that you would normally forget to make fun of. But I remembered for you. Enjoy:

January is for SMALL TOWN HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA DORKS

Sarah Palin talks race war

Palin gets honest

Mid season replacements in reality TV

I know about the new reality shows coming to you this mid-season. How do I know this amazing stuff? Because I have my finger on the pulse of the lower-middle part of Hollywood. Spoiler Alert! I'm gonna spoil what all the new shows are!

 

Show: 10 1/2 and Married

Network: TLC

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